Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Worst first date places


the three worst places to take a first date to (if your kosher).

1. Crumbs, because is its really fattening and the girl might not want to stuff her mouth full of 500 calories and look like a pig. Not only that she may not want to share one on a first date bc thats just gross.Also apparently its under some weird kashrut so the girl will be awfully mad if you thought she wasn't religious.

2. Carlos and Gabby's, really bad idea if you dont want to be seen and talked about. Especially if the date Isn't going too well, Carlos and Gabby's is the place you want to avoid if your date is moody and isnt going well. Not only that if your date see's you checking out someone else your screwed. Its noisy and way too loud. If your suckered into a second date and it isnt going well you might as well take them there to drown out your dates annoying voice and enjoy a fattening cedarhurst (a personal fave).

3. Starbucks, is so generic you might as well say I didnt put any thought in the date at all. Its like the backup plan if the girl is really annoying and doesnt want to go anywhere. The coffee really isnt too great anyway.Just because its dim lit doesnt mean its any better then dunkin donuts. Try a local cafe...duh


-Allison

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